Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

The fear of long words

Guy 1:”Hey bro, do you have any fears?”
Guy 2:”I’m scared of long words.”
Guy 1:”oh, so you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, ok.”
Guy 2:”AHHH FUCK AHHHHHH!”

sniper

The only acceptable camper.

guy1: "Damn that sniper."
guy2: "At least he's not camping"

schmincledorf

(shming-kel-dorf)
to deceive
synonyms: dupe, bamboozle

That fake health inspector really schmincledorfed the manager

schmincledorf

(shming-kel-dorf)
to deceive
synonyms: dupe, bamboozle

That fake health inspector really schmincledorfed mr.krabs