A tongue in cheek "Handle" for a top secret northern woodsman. Goodwood is what it is, the good wood.
"I would love to get my hands on some Goodwood because I know what to do with a man like that."
Rubbing your nuts on your mate's face while snuggling.
Shana thought Chester just wanted to snuggle, but was shocked when she found out he actually wanted to snuttle.
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Just as a brown noser kisses ass for favors, a pink noser kisses clit for favors.
Look at him over there sucking up to her...he's such a pink noser!
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Eating the puke back out of a vagina after vomiting into it.
Chumley's girlfiend stank soooo bad, he puked while going down on her. But since he hadn't had lunch yet, he made a chum burrito of it.
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