pussy whipped

What a male's friends call him when they are too ugly, stupid or otherwise misfortunate to find their own pussy.

1: "Dude, Alan never comes to the pub anymore, he's so pussy whipped"

2: "Yea, what an idiot"

1: "Yea, pussy sucks anyway"

2: "Yea"

1: "Dude, you wanna play Call of Duty?"