pissclams

The accumulation of urine and toilet paper chards left over and trapped in a the pubic hair of females. Especially notable when performing oral sex on a female.

I went down on this chic from the club last night and she had some serious pissclams!

Can I get a side of pissclams with that?

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jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.

My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!