Fordham University

A mid-rate university where professors that are too pompous to teach at anything state-run but not nearly good enough at their jobs to wind up anywhere respectable work. Known for providing students with a mid-rate education littered with dozens of worthless classes in the name of the Jesuit ideal, cura personalis, commonly referred to as tuition-farming (gotta fund those chapels somehow).

Synonyms include: Columbia’s fuck-up son, NYU’s borderline retarded brother.

Person 1: Hey! I got into Fordham University!
Person 2: Yikes

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