Dink

A word describing the amount of skill a person has at the game of shuffleboard

This guys got Dink. (after he makes a shot)

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Beatrice Burnt Pie

My next door neighbour burnt the bbq sausage.

Hey beatrice you burnt ma sausage ya pie

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soft cookie

a game which that involves masturbating in a group (circle jerk) over a cookie. The first person to blast jizz onto the cookie wins. The last person to blow their load eats the cookie, hence, soft cookie.

You lost faggot now eat that damn cookie.

Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.

Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.

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Moreover

One of the most pretentious words known to man.

It means “further,” “also,” “too,” or even “furthermore.”

Frank: yo, you goin’ to the store later?
Ronald: I do indeed intend to grace the local mercantile establishment with my presence, Franklin. Moreover, I shall observe the wares which they purvey and select several of them based upon my preferences.
Frank: ...’aight

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