velcro-berry

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.

"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"

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love crumbs

The side effect of lengthy love making were the natural lubricants of the partners begin to fail and "gum" up.

"Although she didn't mind the love crumbs, being chaffed to death was another matter.."

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dragatar

Noun: /dragəˌtär/

1. Males who use a celebrity or model for their message board avatar.

2. Males who choose a female character (avatar) in video games.

3. Female dragatars are rarely seen.

Bungle's really a dude, his dragatar of choice is Chun Li on Street Fighter 2, Huntress in Diablo, Zoey in L4D, etc.

I was talking to Darkimmortal on the forum, and he was talking about his wife an kids.. his anime dragatar led me to believe he was a girl.

fungle

v. Conjunction: of Fucked Up and Bungle

fungled
fungling

similar to munge

Damn, he really fungled his code for his signature.

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dandificate

dan·dif·i·cate
v. The act or co-ordinating an individual into a dandiferous fashion and style, a dandy.

related: dandification

"His co-workers had made numerous attempts to dandificate their colleague."

"One more soy-latte or tasseled pair of loafers and his dandification shall be complete."

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tajmahstall

The handicap stall. Ample room and luxurious appointments make this particular stall highly sought after in the work place.

Hey buddy, the tajmahstall is open, I even left the sports page on the rail for you.

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toiloitering

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

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