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Asta

The Asta is a sexual move in which a woman tries to give a man (rough) oral sex while he plays Dance Dance Revolution. This move works best if the two individuals are Lithuanian.

Guy 1: Yo, did your girlfriend try the Asta last night?

Guy 2: Yeah man, it was awesome. And I got a high score.

R.R. </3: Oh sorry, that was really me in a wig... (wait he doesn't even need one.)

by gorillawoman777 January 6, 2011

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