cocktagon

An octagonal cockfighting arena in the phillipenes. Reserved for the only the best of cocks and their owners.

phillipine guy 1: Oh yeah, he looks like he's got a real chance of going on to the cocktagon.

Jesus: yes, yes he does.

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Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

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Pugugly

Someone that has unfortuante facial characterisitcs. Usually the person in question will have the apperance of a small genitically deficient canine known as the Pug. They may appear to have been slammed into the wall repeaadly as a child or in extreme curcumstances may have been the product of an illict pug/human relationship banned under most civilised constitutions.

note: should not be said as two seperate, instead as in puh-gugly

Person 1: Whats up with that guy
Person 2: He looks kind of pugugly

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san diego

Discovered by Germans, the name, roughly translated means: A whale's Vagina.

German 1 "Here vee are, Vhatever shall vee call zis Majestic land?"

German 2 "Look! A whale's Vagina!"

German 1 "zhat's perfect!"

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NQR

abb. n.
Not Quite Right, refers to one who either is, or appears to be mentally retarded.

"what's up with him?"
"Dunno, he looks a little NQR"

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sheisse

this word, not the more known "shiza" is german for shit.
It's not terribly strong, and one will often find little german children running around screaming Scheisse! Scheisse! More effective Is:
"Fick dich ins Knie du Arschloch"
Or simply "Fick dich", meaning fuck you
also spelled: Scheiße

Scheiße! I forgot my keys!

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pokémon

The reason people hate children, pokémon was invented by an asshole in Japan. It soon spread and consumed the globe more efficiently and more quickly than the bubonic plague.
Since then, pokémon has manifested itself as a really fucking annoying television show, which is known to cause seizures, incontinence, leprosy, herpes, tourette syndrome, and demonic possesion.

guy 1"What the hell is this shit?"
guy 2"It's pokémon,"
guy 1"That explains the seizures and leprosy"
guy 2"and my loss of control of my bowels"

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