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the foreign telemarketing types.
I'm sorry I don't understand are you speaking Glasaki.
Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.
Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
After forcing a huge crap out you feel sore and violated from the inside out.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.
Ned. what's the matter I thought you just needed a shit.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.
A large/long penis capable of reaching the corners of a womans vagina no man has come close to before.
On seeing a good looking girl a guy says to his friend "I wouldn't mind giving her a spring clean with my womb duster."
A matted mound of pubic hair.Often with a slight fishy smell.
"See her over there? I wouldn't shag her she's a right flange tangler"
"I pulled her the other week.Didn't screw her though,she had a massive flange tangle!"
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The desperate urge to crap when no toilet is handy and having to use the nearest garden/lawn.
Barry. I really need a shit.
Dave. Nip into that garden and give the lawn a good turdfing.