pen sex

Short for penetrative sex.
Can also be shortened to pen.

Usually used for disguise or code purposes, but sometimes just for the sake of shortening the word.

Ex 1:
Brother 1: Dude, me and Judy had pen last night!

Brother 2: Awesome!

Mother *confused*: Good for you, honey.

Ex 2:
Person 1 *texting*: it was amazing we messed around for a bit n then she said she wanted pen sex

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Orange Hitler

Trump.

His fake tan makes him look orange, and most liberals compare him to Adolf Hitler.

Liberal: Orange Hitler is at it again, ruining the country!!

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Laceyville

A hell-hole of a small town in Pennsylvania. Everyone that lives there either does drugs or wants to get the hell out. Don't visit unless you want to look at a sad broken town with tons of closed buildings and literally broken streets and sidewalks.

The green bridge is pretty nice, though. When people aren't jumping or pushing people off of it.

1: Hey man, where'd you grow up?
2: Laceyville.
1: Ew. You don't do heroin, do you?
2: No, but my mom did.
1: That's rough, buddy.