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Karen

a woman who feels entitled to literally everything as long as she's offended, her natural habitats are usually walmart, walgreens, coffee shops, restaurants, and parks.

karen: *calls 911*
911: 911, what's your emergency?
karen: A woman just harassed me!
911: well what did she do? we'll send someone.
karen: the woman refused to give her dog to my baby boy hunter!
911: *in the backround: yea we don't need to send anyone* miss it's her dog.
karen: but my son hunter wants it and he got a d- on his test so he deserves it because he is sad.
911: *hangs up**
karen: ...

by gquia May 11, 2021


queer fishing

the act of pretending you're gay because its "trendy". Usually, queer fishers pretend they're queer to get attention from the queer community, because they view it as "quirky", "interesting", or as mentioned, "trendy".

"Did you hear? ____ was queer fishing to get into ____'s sleepover!"

by gquia November 25, 2022