goon

verb - Masturbate profusely, usually multiple times in succession

"I goon in the daytime
I goon in the night"
- John Dwyer

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cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.