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Saturday, beginning at opening time, spent in the bar after friday spent in the bar without a designated driver.
Cooled the night away in my backseat and used the cab money to start my sabado caliente.
7π 10π
what a dollar used to be worth before a motherf*cker took power
Went to Italy to see the pope
handed him fittycent
he said nope
13π 29π
See da cunt, but youse the reglar definition for this bad word
Da sooent was ubikitoos in da wet dream.
to settle scores by posting mean personal references to the Urban Dictionary.
Half the entries I see as an editor are rejected cause they are solopsistic, urbanmeant shit.
3π 1π
body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
65π 27π
the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.
If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.
4π 41π
A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.
artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!
31π 151π