dove soap

When a male ejaculates into a females hands an she throws it all over her face like in dove soap commercials

Last night Adam dove soaped with his girlfriend from math class

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cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

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