Pitbull

A bald mammal, who is originally found in the Dominican Republic, but likes to rumor that it is from Brazil. Being a wannabe rapper, A Pitbull has a hoarse, annoying voice, which it uses to scream random Spanish words at you. Its songs are particularly for Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and twerking. Believed by many to be the worst thing ever to happen to music, any Pitbulls that are seen must be immediately turned in for esploding our ears with crap.

Person 1: Wait! Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
(In the distance) dalé!
Person 1: That sounds like a Pitbull! Lets get him!

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