the haikyuu effect

crushing gender envy. what the fuck

"do you ever just lay in bed and think about how you'll never be able to experience being a carefree teenage boy just dicking around with friends and playing sports."

"yeah, it's called the haikyuu effect."

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gaykeeper

bitches whose sexuality is their only personality and gatekeep being fruity.

"god, charlie is so boring, all they can talk about is how they're gay!"
"right, they're such a gaykeeper."

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the horimiya effect

the disease that ensue after watching the 2021 anime, horimiya:

stage 0 (while watching the show): giddyness, pure joy

stage 1: simpage, being absolutely down bad for characters/relationships in the show

stage 2: scouring the internet for horimiya clips to try to feel the joy again

stage 3: watching other romcoms but not feeling satisfied as they will never live up to horimiya

stage 4: pure depression. how are they so happy. i want to be happy. where is my miyamura. where is my hori.

stage 5 (terminal): sos the depression is becoming terminal. life support won't cut it anymore. going into tachycardic arrest.

stage 6: the fabled stage 6, where the viewer has moved on. nobody knows if it's more than a myth.

"shit, the horimiya effect is hitting hard."
"me too man, i still dream about miyamura sometimes..."

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