Bruce Brothers

Bay Area suburban white gang that harasses minorities. Their innocuous tomfoolery includes vehicular manslaughter, assault and battery, extortion, armed robbery, illegal distribution of mind-inhibiting substances, contempt of court, purgery, and J-walking. This highly sophisticated gang funds its devious operations by selling overdue library books on the black market, extorting innocent tourists, and insurance fraud.

Jamal: Y'all be exceptionally vigilant tonight. Dem Bruce Brothers be lurkin on the streets!
Darius: Oh boy! Jeepers Creepers! I appreciate the info my brotha!

(Tyrone doesn't show up to class)
Terrance: Hey guys, have you seen Tyrone? Hopefully, the Bruce Brothers didn't get him.
Everyone: Oh no! Let's hope not!