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another word for jail.
mum: only 1 more day of school sweetie!
you: yep, only 1 more day of jail
mum: what
a bitch is a bitch, otherwise known as a bitch. they bitch all the time about how much of a bitch they are, really does make them seem like a bitch. I sometimes bitch about how bitches bitch about how bitches are bitches and it makes me angry and want to bitch at a bitch.
eshay: "ur a itchbay lad"
me: "a what?"
eshay: "a bitch lad brah" (proceeds to shank me for my spare 10 cents in my pocket which I have no idea how he knew existed)
me: dead
police: slap eshays wrist "don't do that again son"
eshay: "what"
"m.o.m.", or "made of money" is a name for the human being that has given birth to you. If you do not have a "m.o.m.", that means you adopted or depressed. If you need money quick, just ask your "m.o.m." for money as after all, she is made of money.
you: hey mom, can I have some money?
mom: no
you: bruh please
mom: what is a bruh? do you mean bra? why are you talking about bras?!
you: mom stop I want money please, please!!
mom: why are you asking me?
you: because you're made of money! (m.o.m.)
mom: bruh
what u r
(just kidding)
me: dude ur being really racist right now, stop
racist guy: exactly
the dodgiest shit ever. you can easily bypass school internets, stuff that should be blocked isn't block and stuff that shouldn't be blocked is blocked. you're better of using hotspot even if it means the slowest internet ever because the school internet is guaranteed to be 5 times slower and most of the time, not even fucking work. also note that every time you visit a web page you have to sign in with your username and password which both are literally the closest to codes you can get, which makes you feel like a fucking number.
Type an example of how to use this in a sentence you say? Easy. school internet is fucking shit.
shoes that are worth their weight in gold to a species of rat called "eshays"
eshay: "oi lad gimme ya TNs n' dat lad"
me: "my what's?" (literally has 3 dollar shoes)
eshay: "ya ushays brah" (proceeds to shank me)
me: dead