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a beautiful gs4 steam locomotive painted in a eye catching orange/red and black color scheme, who had a pee pee accident in west texas nicknamed the west texas drawbar (it also contains peanuts)
she looks almost as pretty as the southern pacific daylight 4449
ford f one fifty, verb, to be f-150'd
have you ever had a home just for it to get raped by your dads hamsters because you wanted to fuck your step cousin while watching sausage party on Netflix and cum so hard you turn her brown eyes white?
thats what it feels like to drive a ford f-150
man i had the best dream that i was driving a ford f-150 last night and found my step cousin,
did you fuck?
yeah i pounded her like a monkey wrench on a Cummins engine
the act of cumming a ton on the bed and when the recipiant gets off it slides off the sheet and onto the ground with a splat and looks like an avalanche
i wellington avalanche'd her bed and she kicked me