Green Day

They used to be a good band. Don't get me wrong, they are still around; however, their newest music is more akin to the act of being shat on by a fat, hairy Ukrainian woman. Now synonymous with shit Green Day's music attracts positive attention only from awkward, pre-pubescent girls.

13-year-old girl: I LOVE GREEN DAY!
Sane human being: I would rather be fucked in the ass by four black men simultaneously than listen to that bitch whine.

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