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A person who is both skinny and fat at the same time. He is also incredibly small lol. Thinks he is scary but really kinda funny.
Colin Dijan: If someone had a gun to my head I would say "Do it"
Rational Human Being: ok retard
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Shane van Alstyne's are a rare breed. They are so majestic in the bed with other men it is crazy. Although he normally lacks in package, he makes up with his naughty words and rough play with men. If you ever find yourself with a Shane van Alstyne, be ready for a good time.
Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.