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Female version of cock blocking.
I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.
Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.
I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.
12π 16π
the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.
Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.
58π 52π
the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.
don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.
45π 99π
Holy shit, that dark haired dradle is getting this schmeck
le.
2π 4π
Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.
Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.
6π 1π
The end result of dry humping.
I'm going out with that new girl in English class....we spent all night making cockscab.
3π 2π