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Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.
I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.
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the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.
Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.
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Female version of cock blocking.
I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.
the act of placing your dick in the freezer, then smacking a bitch with it.
don't be the first to pass out at that party, you'll end up getting coldcocked.
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Having a taint fetish. Will ignore the meat and taters to get to that sweet stuff in the tweener.
I was looking for a little road head, but she's a derf pilot....couldn't get shit.
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