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Female version of cock blocking.
I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.
Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.
I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.
Having a taint fetish. Will ignore the meat and taters to get to that sweet stuff in the tweener.
I was looking for a little road head, but she's a derf pilot....couldn't get shit.
A straight guy that stares at cock at the urinal.
Stan from accounting was hanging out in the restroom again...he's such a friggan pud scout.
repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.
I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger