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2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.
"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"
when a woman has pube like hairs on her breasts, like a hairy chest on a lady.
i got ready to go out, had a bath and shaved my boob pubes all off.
pet name for a ladys breasts, normally used when the pertness has gone and they droop towards the ladys' knees
Me: i love to see you naked, you have fab tits
Lady: dont get your hopes up darlin' my tits are real saggy sallys
When two or more friends have the exact same thoughts at the exact same time.
last night i was chatting to this new girl and she share so many of my life ideas, its like our minds totally meld.
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Boyfriend Protector (BP)- A man who without instruction takes it upon himself to make sure any girl stays faithful when their current boyfriend isn't in the local vicinity. This man takes no pleasure in this, he sees it as his duty! He believes strongly in faithfulness and is averse to fun. He has no feelings for the said girl, he only looks out for the faraway boyfriend.
I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.
when a guy is seriously aroused and hides his bulge with a ready to hand pillow.
this girl last night was chatting so dirty and i kept getting inappropriate boners, i hid my bulge secretly, it was pillowed.