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Merritt

The greatest guy on Earth. His eyes are distracting. He has the cutest smile and the funniest laugh. He is a bit shy, but he is a great boyfriend. He will tell you he loves you every day and his eyes make you melt and make you feel like you are the most important girl on earth. He is an amazing soccer player, an amazing guy, and an average student. He loves sports and old music. If you have a Merritt, never let him go. He's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

"Oh my god I think I'm in love."
"Hmmm, did you meet a Merritt?"
"How did you know!?!?"
"You're one lucky girl!"

by greensnowleopard101 March 24, 2013

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Nicklaus

Nicklaus (Nick) is a pretty nice guy. Only he made one mistake. He used a pretty, super sweet, amazing girl just to get to another gal who's already taken by Nick's best friend. He's a total dick--oh wait, he doesn't have one. He twists words around and tells his ex every bad little thing that happened between them is her fault. He flirts with this other gal and then lies about it. Watch out for Nick. He's a nice guy but don't become his lover cuz he'll dump you the next day for your best friend.

"I just met Nicklaus today."

"And?"

"He's a jerk."

"Amen."

by greensnowleopard101 March 24, 2013

6👍 35👎