fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart

man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me

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what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.

(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"

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barmp

hit with an attitude

someone cut me off so I barmped my horn at
him

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jocking

"To be on someone's jock". Trying to hook up with them.

Sarcastic: Kissing someon's ass.

What happened with that chick the other night? She was jocking you pretty hard.

I can't stand that kiss ass. He's always jocking people more popular than him.

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thezere

over there by that fag

where is bob? thezere man, cant you fucking see?

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Blast chamber

Bathroom, outhouse, toilet.

I'm gonna step into the blast chamber for a moment.

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despisitional

The act of Despising or describing something that has a list of nouns that are despised.

I have added quite a few people on my despisitional list today.