slurry

Noun. 1: A whore that has lower standards of hygiene and decorum than usual. 2: Someone who irritates you or is generally annoying. 3: A mixture of shit, cum, blood, piss and vomit that is ejected from an orifice after a particularly grueling sex act.

Gary: Fuck you Jason, you fucking slurry!!
Jason: Hey man, don't call me a slurry, I am not a slurry. If you wanna know who the real whorebag slurry is look at Samantha!! She is such a slurry that she squirted like a whole litre of slurry out her arsehole the other night. What a slurry bitch.
Samantha: Its true, I am a total slurry... Who wants to fuck my arse?

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fuckballs

Someone or something that is so fucked up beyond all recognition that it is akin to trying to fuck ones balls.

Jeff: oh shit!! I just got pwned!! You are such a fuckballs Stuart!!

Stuart: Yeah bitch, take my pwning like a man, you fucking fuckballs cunt.

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cum shit

That act of defecation after one has just received anal sex, resulting in a stool that is coated with semen.

Jane: Did paul fuck you in the arse-hole last night?

Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!

Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?

Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"

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