A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
Doggy style sex. Before climax, give her a donkey punch. While she is knocked out, roll her over and shoot your load on her tits. Then lick the jizz off her tits. When she wakes up, snowball the cum in her mouth.
It was the middle of Summer in Pheonix, but she still got hit with an Indy Snowball.
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frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.
He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.
A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel gas to exit the dick. If the gas is ignited it will produce a flame otherwise known as a dick fire. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Every time a wild fire would occur in California, Harry was always suspected of causing it by performing his Dick the Dragon routine and lighting another dick fart creating a Dick Fire that spread out of control.
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