Lunar Eclipse

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).

Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.

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Nig Najia

A giant nigga who's about 8 feet tall and can do slam dunks without even jumping.
He's the world's tallest basketball player alive.

You: Did you hear about this tall dude that plays basketball?
Me: Who's that?
You: Nig Najia.
Me: Who's he.
You: The world's tallest basketball player alive.
Me: How tall is he?
You: Nearly 8 feet.
Me: Wow.
You: I know, he can slam dunk a basket without even jumping.
Me: He is one helluva massive nigga.