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Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit

A catchy song by crapper Will Shit Smith featuring a chorus of moaning sluts known as the Bar Gays.

Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.

by gregben October 30, 2022


Octahunthaoctacositridecagon

A polygon with 800813 sides.
Hence its alternate name boobiegon (as the number resembles boobie).

One interior angle is 179.999550457 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.00044954315 degrees.

Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a polygon that’ll seduce you and make you laugh at the same time.

The octahunthaoctacositridecagon is truly a vulgar yet funny polygon.

by gregben September 14, 2023


57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023


Motherfuckership

A giant ship that leads, serves, or carries other smaller vehicles for sexual purposes.

The motherfuckership attacked New York City on Independence Day

by gregben July 1, 2024


Pooville

A little town on a speck of fecal matter located on a clover where creatures such as poos are always pooping.
Discovered by the great elephant Whorton.

Whorton: I found this speck that landed on a clover.
Poos: CAN YOU HEAR US! OUR CITY OF POOVILLE IS IN DANGER!

by gregben June 8, 2021


impusstor

A fake pussy.

Jennie: Can you rub and fist my pussy?
Jack: That’s actually an impusstor pussy.

by gregben June 10, 2021


Vageneration

The period where puberty drives sex to start the life of children.

Gregory: It was a great vageneration when my mother gave birth to me.
Ben: Yeah it’s the reason I exist as well.

by gregben July 17, 2021