black box

A non-natural blonde who hasn't had her hair dyed recently, resulting in a box-like pattern on the crown of her head.

"She had me fooled for a while, but now I know she's not a real blonde--the black box gives it away."

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snooze

A person with whom communication is so dull and uninteresting, that they induce narcolepsy in the listener. Topics of conversation usually include: work, family, pets, weather, personal care, televised sports.

"I saw so-and-so the other day. She cornered me, then proceeded to tell me all about her cats, then about her brother in Akron. The only thing that could have been worse would have been a conversation about urinary tract infections. What a f*@king snooze."

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