DILIGAF

Acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck".
Pronounced; Dilly Gaff
A short terse answer given when someone complains about your behaviour or actions.
Used more as a statement or exclamation rather than as a genuine query.

Scenario:
Complaint: "You're a lazy skank for not dumping the trash"

Response: "DILIGAF!"

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dickwad

The tissue (kleenex) used to catch and mop up the ejaculate after masturbating. The tissue is then wadded into a ball and disposed of.

Popular australian usage amongst teens

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