alienoid

A thing or being that doesn't look like a human at all (humanoid), it looks like an alien.

That alien is an alienoid.

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corpse bride

A woman who is silent and maintains a passive expression throughtout sexual intercourse. Particularly applies to a woman who is a virgin bride on a honeymoon.

I feel sorry for John - he was really looking forward to shagging Martha for the first time last night, until he found out she was a corpse bride.

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type that down

The computer equivalent of 'write that down'.

Some of these sketch show ideas are great. Especially the banana one. Type that down.

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whevs

Whatever.

And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is apt to go decidedly peculiar:
‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say – as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then base the rest of your life around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey – whevs’ decision

free running

Running whilst in one's birthday suit. If a man, the shlong and scrotum swing freely in an agreeable and satisfying way.

The old man enjoyed free running across the country.

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pegasus pills

Drugs given to a racehorse so that it may run faster.

The redoubtable beast has had pegasus pills.

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ROFFL

Roll On Fucking Floor Laughing. ROFL but with sarcasm or those with Tourette's

Bill: A policeman beat me up because I have Tourette's
Todd: LOL
Bill: ROFFL

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