snag

THE ABSOLUTE BEST FUCKIN THING ON THIS EARTH.

if you haven’t had a bunnings snag then you haven’t lived.

“oi mate do you want to get a snag”

“fuck yeah cunt”

trump

an orange

“trump looks like an orange”

“i need to take a picture of his tan, and show it to the guy who sprays my fucking deck”

andy samberg

the worlds hottest man (especially in the early 2000’s).

“i have a six foot cardboard cut out of andy samberg in my room.”

“you need help.”

“i know.”

cum

what do you THINK it is

“i drink cum”