Jonad

The 13 Commandments of Jonad

1. Jonas is the Lord thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Jonas
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any proper english
4. Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vein
5. Remember the jonad channel, to keep it holy
6. Dishonour thy syntax and thy punctuation
7. Thou shal only speak in broken english
8. Thou shal speak as if drunk
9. Thou shalt make any sense
10. Thou shal reply with any caps lock message as "whoops big letters on"
11. Thou shal refer to any case of Fourth Wall Breaking as "Meta Time"
12. Thou shal replace the word "There" with thy preferred "dere"
13. Thou shalt not use the phrase "huh" but instead use the phrase "guj"

I don't speak English, I speak Jonad.

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Kispest

The 19th district of Budapest, also known as the ugliest place on earth. In his Runner Runner review, Szirmai joked that the film which takes place in Costa Rica has such ugly cinematography that it makes Costa Rica, a very beautiful place, look like Kispest.

Justin Timberlake has like 10 scenes where he has to for long seconds pretend to be mystified by Kispest.

MZP

Monogram of politician dr. Márki-Zay Péter.

Unfortunately MZP lost the election to the fat midget in April.

Harvey's Trays

Harvey's trays, those classic orange trays you get whenever you eat at Harvey's, the restaurant? You're road tripping down the Trans-Canada Highway, you get a hunger on between Milverton and Wawa, where you gonna strap on a feed bag, huh? Harvey's. Over 12,000 served! Orange plastic trays people collect.

The Frozen Snow Shoe asked Robin over to look at his Harvey's trays collection, but didn't wanna do the Old King Clancy

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The Frozen Snowshoe

He's only the most famous professional wrestler in Canada. He defeated Reckless Rick Rogers in the Kamloops Memorial Arena back in '02. Classic match.

The Frozen Snowshoe likes to collect Harvey's trays but doesn't like the Old King Clancy