permanoob

someone who is a noob at something but thinks that they are great, even though they have no chance of passing a level 8. (usually a real shit-talker) (prone to get angry when he loses i.e. always angry)
(permenant noob status)
see also
noob
n00b

Arthur is such a permanoob.

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7 digit cake

money in 7 digits

a hoes phone number

nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?

yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe

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assman

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

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chang bang

to be raped by a crowd of horny asians.

Holy shit! I just got chang banged!

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black jesus

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

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zaven

a short fat chode that tries to be athletic

this fuckin zaven cant touch no rim hes 5-4 240.

ayo look at this zaven it takes him 24 minutes to run a mile.

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mank

1. A nickname bestowed upon my little brother simply for the sake of one. About 5 years ago when I came up with it, Johnny Bravo was brand new pn Cartoon Network and to promote it, they had Johnny Bravo look alikes, one of whom was named Steve Mank. For some reason, I associated the word with an ersatz monkey and I was cycling through some nicknames and he responded to this one. He is now Mank.

- Mank, /time.
- Mank, quit Alt + F4 for me, the 'rents are home.
- You stupid Mank! I was watching that.

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