angel topper

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.

Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

angel topper

Deeply closeted man.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.

He says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.