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Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022


Toastie

a word used by the brits to define the greatest snack of all time; a grilled cheese.

i say gentlemen, how about i make you lads some toasties?

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022