squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

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Nosh pit

The crowd of quietly rowdy “mega fans” who travel across the globe to cheer on the Eurovision Song Contest. They are usually bald, bearded and clap with their palms

I loved the Swedish song of 2016, it went mental in the nosh pit.