Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

booby trap

leaving a fart in a room or elevator so the next person walks right into it and gets a nice wiff.

i was on my way to the fourth floor when I booby trapped the elevator with my death gas.

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tward

a fatass reefer joint...

damn, i went over to andrew's house and he had a fatass tward rolled up...

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Tazer dick

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

grimpin

greek pimpin'.

used for people of greek decsent that are total badasses.

yeah, we were straight grimpin those hoes!!! They can't stop me from grimpin!!!

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bear guts

slang for verga... which means penis in espanol.. used in down low situations

aye girl, play with my bear guts.

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