The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.
"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
When you are watching an epic movie on DVD like Lawrence of Arabia and it dies half way through because the disc is scratched.
"I watched half of WALL-E last night but the the disc was scratched and I couldn't watch the end..."
"that is sacrilege...
or Scratchrilege!"
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