bumholien

A bumholien is someone who behaves in a very bum-like way. Bumholien is a way to describe someone who just pushes your buttons in a way that makes you wanna explode like a volcano. Bumholien's are your everyday people who just PISS YOU OFF
It is pronounced: bum-hole-eee-en

"Maya was being such a bumholien to me today"

Egg Shart

An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.

I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!