Swayzes

An especially wrinkled and gaunt looking scrotum and its contents, often seen poking out when old men decide to go "commando" in shorts.

Paul: that's the last time I ever use the change room at the gym with an old man around.

Tim: why's that?

Paul: He bent over to dry his feet and I got a square look at the mankiest set of swayzes ever.

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Consufed

A state of mind caused by a combination of prescription medication and a long distance and/or red-eye flight.

Deedee: Those were some crazy drunk texts last night!
Loni: I wasn't drunk, it was a heap of Sudafeds and a long flight. Got a bit consufed.