jingle berries

chunks of dried blood on a chicks pubes.
like dingle berries.
an insult to call a dude preferably.

you should always shave so you dont have jingle berries, nasty.

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lazy ninja

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.

he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.

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tranny stamp

a butterfly tattoo on lower back. a symbol for pre and post-op transvestites.

she had a tranny stamp so i warned my drunk ass friend she might have a mangina.

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wake'n'bake

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.

i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.

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fancy ass

when you put a tea spoon full of caviar on someones but hole and proceed to toss the salad.

i brought the caviar! tonight i'm having your fancy ass!

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moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

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southpark

a geographical area of colorado. below northpark?

we camped out in southpark.

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