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The combination of blow job and toe job. While he receives oral sex, the male inserts his big toe into the woman's vagina and fucks her with it, vigorously rubbing her clitoris and bringing both to an earth-shattering dual orgasm.
Dick and Gina loved to do bloe jobs on one another before they 69ed.
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Events that occur in Florida that the rest of the planet views as ridiculous, but which Floridians experience as everyday reality.
At a wake in Miami, a dead woman was propped up in her favorite rocking chair wearing her old wedding gown. That is so Floridiculous!
This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.
I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!
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Inspired by the Christian Balerant in 2008 on the set of Terminator Salvation, the term refers to the verbal abuse of others with profanity-laden expletives for several minutes at a time.
Danny went baleistic on the barista after discovering that she added soy milk to his triple latte.
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The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
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This is when death occurs to an individual who is attempting auto erotic asphyxiation. Often the individual, with a rope or chain around his or her neck, loses consciousness and is strangled to death.
Did you hear about Stan? He was found dead in the closet with a rope around his neck and genitals. I guess it was a case of auto necrotic asphyxiation. At least he went out happy!
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This phrase is a combination of balls to the wall and pedal to the metal. It is used to describe the reckless courage displayed by an automobile driver who performs death-defying driving maneuvers to escape pursuing law enforcement.
Guy 1: Did you see Vanishing Point last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, Kowalski really put his balls to the metal and left those cops in the dust!
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