yobel

yobel sucks he cant get batteries to recharge his smoke detector

yobel you suck go die

NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

Femtanyl

fentanyl but its m and its an artist very good js7cic dbhcudjenbvdgctyxude4jhgsdctry78syuihygfr6t7is8yhiudgyft7 mucisic

1: "i love the femtranyl"
2: "fuck you i hate you"
1: "WHY DO YOU HATE ME FOR LIKING FEMTANYL"
2: "no i hate you because you killed my family