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pairaduex

Two words that can be combined in either order to form two new valid compound words. Similar to a para-dox, from which the origin is taken. But it’s duality brings even deeper satisfaction.

After leaving the store with his groceries, which included milks and chocolate, he noticed he’d bought a pairaduex, forming milk chocolate and chocolate milk.

by grubecnerwal December 4, 2021


nonagenarity

The abstract noun of nonagenarian. The act or quality of being a nonagenarian, or in their 90s.

I look forward to loving my Dad in his nonagenarity, ever agile, ever compassionate, a hero called NonaMan and an inspiration.

by grubecnerwal November 17, 2021


Bidener

A person who denies the biology of aging in writing off the failing physical behaviors of older people under stress and subject to constant observation. Essentially denying the truth and inviting risk in soliciting reliance on four more years of having such a person a position of extreme power

So many Bideners, both intelligent, and ignorant, seem to believe that the Presidents mental decline and slips are accidental, that Joe, for all his legendary civic servuce, has four more years in his psuedo-imoortality.

by grubecnerwal June 5, 2024


Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.

The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.

by grubecnerwal October 8, 2021


maeverino

A term of endearment sparked from the cosmos in Florida by her grandfather. Similar phonics to the original "maeveroni", but evolved through the magic of older age.

As Maeve entered the house her energy was quickly noted by Opa who noticed her maeverino.

by grubecnerwal April 8, 2021


grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018


Hangrea

A land like Pangea, except it’s somewhat metaphorical, varies in intensity, and it’s borders shift with the inhabitant as they move. Those inhabitants suffer from hangriness, or being hangry; angry from being hungry.

The space created by a hangry person into which your entry may be met by temporary, dietary, vociferousness

He ventured over her to help, but upon entering her Hangrea, was met with and unexpected and uncharacteristic distemper.

by grubecnerwal April 19, 2022