crusty ass deamon

n. Residual shit between ones ass crack, due to improper wiping techniques, which dries to cause severe anal discomfort, physical activity can exagerate such effects.

Yo dude, I gotta stop and take a shower. I've got a haggard crusty ass deamon kickin. All this Dance Dance Revolution is rubbin it raw bro.

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cunt ass

n. The vaginal region of a heavy set female which appears to form ass-cheeks when tight pants are worn.

Check out the tight pants on that lard-laden maiden over there, she's totally rockin a nasty cunt ass dude.

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