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Hurricane Hermine

A soggy, wet towel which slapped Florida. It used to be a tropical storm, but evolved into a hurricane. Nobody likes Hermine.

"Did you see Hurricane Hermine yesterday? It was crazy. Floods everywhere!"

by grundsätzlich September 3, 2016


buttnose

A nose with a dent in the middle, resembling a rear. Very rare. John Smith is the king of buttnoses.

"My goodness, did you see John's buttnose? It's hilarious!"

by grundsätzlich September 1, 2016

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hack shack

The home of a hacker, often in multiplayer video games.

"After a long day of slaughter, he crawled away into his hack shack."

by grundsätzlich July 6, 2016


Annoying Leech

An annoying, immature attention seeker who is helpless and dependent on others for happiness. They tend to beg their "friends" to do things the leeches are perfectly capable of doing themselves. Annoying leeches will take advantage of kind people so they can get what they want. They will often make excuses like "it's my birthday today" or "I have no money" to get free stuff. Seen commonly on social media and Minecraft servers. Usually use improper grammar and spelling.

Victim of an Annoying Leech: "Ew, it's J.T.! He's an annoying leech. He begged me for 3 hours to buy him a $40 sushi meal because he 'had no money'. I eventually gave in and got him it just so he'd shut up."

Annoying Leech: "Hey, it's my birthday today. Nobody has given me a present yet. *fake cries*"

Annoying Leech 2: "Pleeeease please please can you get me this video game? I have no money, no friends, and no home."

Annoying Leech 3: "hi saporen, u said ud give me 10$ today, did u lie?"

by grundsätzlich September 15, 2016